Free Man In Paris Gazette

The best way to make friends, whether it’s locally, such as around your neighborhood or the next town over, or even if it’s across the globe, you first have to get the person’s information and write it down in your “little black book.”

Check the button over there on the top right. Yes, that’s the “Add This” button. There’s another one just like it at the end of this post. It’s so easy now to get your new friends’ name and number and tuck it away into your own “little black book,” for whenever you need it. Do you collect your bookmarks at del.icio.us? Technorati, StumbleUpon, or Facebook?

The button over there will bookmark this site at your favorite bookmarking place, even if it’s just your browser’s “Favorites” list. And then I will be your friend and have a place in your “little black book”, and maybe we can arrange for secret rendezvous sometime, no?

No, I am zhes zhokeen, hanh, hanh, HANH.
(that was in my best French accent, in case you were wondering.)

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Bon jour, bon soir, mes amis, er, uh, forgive me please for my French, she is not so good, no?

I got the most peculiar name on the planet because my parents insisted they were from France, but if you’d watched any Saturday Night Live back in the day, you’d have seen my Mom and Dad, that’s right! The Coneheads! My mom and dad were coneheads from some far-off planet. They “consumed” things en masse, and they “connected” all the time, all over the place, no matter who was watching.

No, but we kid!

Seriously folks, I am here to teach you how to appreciate the beauty of France: to savor all its charm in delicious, little nibbles; to swirl all your experiences up into the nose of your glass and enjoy its earthy bouquet.

Are you ready? What shall we start out with?

Or is it, “With what shall we start out?”

Fine. Whatever.

I’m about to write a post. Step on in.

Experience The Culture, Learn The Language, And Know How To Have Some Fun And Frolic In The Country Of Love